Ladies, it is a certified fact that men are trash. But here are a couple ways to filter out the few good ones who qualify to earn the prestigious “husband material” title.

  • Tell him you can’t be with a man who has a gateman/security guard. A real man is the Protector. Why will he have someone else doing the work?
  • A real man provides the food for his family. He has to prove this by going to the bush with a stick and coming back with an antelope and grasscutter.
  • If he watches ANY kind of sports, dump him! Men watch sports and forget their place in the home, making them very stupid and ignorant.
  • He must have 2 cars and a house with more than 3 rooms. Husband materials prepare themselves for marriage adequately. A real husband material will never be seen in any form of public transport.
  • If he tries to make you split the bill or pay during dates, leave him. He is the Provider.
  • Still on the role of The Protector; If he can’t beat four men at once, leave him, sis! How will he be able to protect you?
  • Tell him you can’t be with a man who has a gateman/security guard. A real man is the Protector. Why will he have someone else doing the work?

  • He must do all the building (bricklaying, plumbing, carpentry, roofing etc) in his house, all by himself. What sort of man lets other people build his own house? A lazy man! Back in those days, men built their houses with their bare hands alone!
  • He must be a VIRGIN. These sweet boys of nowadays, going around and putting their dicks everywhere, shame on them and may God have mercy on their souls. Make sure his dick is undefiled. An overused penis will not even be able to perform.
  • If he has a barber, he is not serious for marriage. A real, humble man will cut and style his hair himself and not waste money.
  • If you see PS4 or Xbox, Rolex watches, designer clothes, etc with him, leave him. A real man is humble with his money and spends it on his woman.
  • He must be willing to donate his organs to you should anything happen.
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    f he tries to make you split the bill or pay during dates, leave him. He is the Provider.

  • He must be the finest, smartest and wealthiest among his friends. Never forget that.
  • If he has ever posted a shirtless picture of himself on any sort of online platform, dump him. You can’t be with a man in whom everyone has seen half naked. Used goods. Ew.
  • Break all the bulbs in your house, spoil all the sockets and then wake him at 3am to fix them.
  • If he has plans to further his education/career, shut him up. How will he manage - guarding the house, gathering food, protecting and fixing broken home appliances while going to school? A real man focuses on his family alone.
  • He must do all the building (bricklaying, plumbing, carpentry, roofing etc) in his house, all by himself. What sort of man lets other people build his own house? A lazy man! Back in those days, men built their houses with their bare hands alone!

  • He must have the solution to all your problems. It’s his job as the head, provider and protector.
  • He must cover all your expenses, down to pure water. Husband materials are true providers.
  • He must be able to fast for 1 week dry and speak in tongues for 24 hours. The head of the home must be a prayer warrior.
  • Men are strong. What better way to test his strength than sleeping with his best friend? It will strengthen and build his character while teaching him pain and forgiveness. That way, he will be a good man who understands you aren’t perfect and fights to keep you.
  • Have your father and brothers whip him mercilessly for a week and subject him to carrying bags of cement to test and reaffirm his strength.
  • He should be able to lift objects that weigh nothing less than 85kg without breaking a sweat.
  • He must propose with six rings (real diamonds) so you’ll have different rings for different occasions.
  • Tell him that your family members have access to his house and can show up whenever they want. “Whatever is mine belongs to my family.”
  • He must cover all your expenses, down to pure water. Husband materials are true providers.

  • Tell him you planned a date for just the two of you and then have 6 of your girlfriends show up and make him pay for everything. Why else is he the provider?
  • Make sure he goes on his knees and thank you every morning for choosing to be with him. He must never forget his luck or take it for granted.
  • Well, this is it, ladies. He must pass every single one of these tests before you even think of agreeing to be his wife. The rest of the trashy men out there will die out by natural selection.

    You’re welcome, Mother Nature.

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